what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”
“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC”
“idk I’m not really into evocations.”
“how can you not be into ANY evocations?”
“well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”“Witch Bolt is just a rehash of Magic Missle. Honestly, no one comes up with any new spells anymore. They just process old stuff with new invocations and think we won’t notice.”
(via unzip-my-levis)